31 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, May 15, 2025

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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, May 15, 2025

Most remakes and reboots tend to be streaming service nostalgia slop, and fans usually have a wealth of valid concerns when a beloved series is brought back from the dead. Chief among them is the worry that the integrity of the characters we once knew won’t be maintained. If the recently released poster for the King of the Hill revival is any indication of what’s to come, fans could be in for a season of disappointment.

Yesterday, the series’ official Twitter unveiled a promotional poster that depicted noted conspiracist Dale Gribble donning a VR headset and puffing on a vape. As expected, King of the Hill loyalists couldn’t wait to voice their displeasure, writing off the notion as “bullshit,” and countering with what Dale would actually be doing: making credible threats to politicians online and smoking analog cigarettes, as God intended.

As shake-ups go, Chris Parnell was a recent guest on The Patrick LabyorSheaux with Patrick Labyorteaux, and discussed Justin Roiland being fired following allegations of behind-the-scenes misconduct and sexual harassment. “There was a big cast and production Zoom meeting — at least one, maybe more than one — where everybody got on to talk about it,” Parnell explained. “And it was heavy. A lot of people were, understandably, very upset about what had happened. And we are also all worried about the fate of the show. Like, are we going to get to keep doing this?”

Thankfully, the show went on, and the same can be said for the hilarious people on the timeline who keep on tweeting. Today’s funniest posts include those about a beaver’s drive-thru order, a romantic place to kiss and how the Pope is just like us.

Georgebabs @Georgebabs_. tth In 2029. Fayystitches @Fayy_stitches. May 14 Where do you see yourself in the next 4 years ? 196 4.4K 11K 410K
melanie @mmmelanierose . May 14 ... get u a job that understands u are always going to be like 5 minutes late 134 6.3K 62K 1M
Arar as @absenseoffaith - 23h ... Babe. Listen to me. That fucking crow learned how to imitate a grindr notification. Hes been out to get me ever since we moved here u have to believe me. 9 1.5K 26K 313K
TeedgeeTM @TeedgeeOfficial May 14 S ... i like how the evil side is represented with  D001 @Minions_Fanboy - May 14 A THIRD NEW POSTER FOR #Smurfs RIHANNA is SMURFETTE SMURFS
riley @rileytext . 22h ... telling my sister to watch the pitt was a mistake she said whitaker looks like this!!! 36 584 14K del 271K
angel @ultrap0p 23h ... straight club culture is so scary what the hell is a promoter 36 818 14K 364K
negativflan @negativflanVEVO.13h ... one of the big saving graces of deviantart is that with enough perseverance you get to see photos people ed twenty years ago 37 966 15K del 176K
Р.В. Gomez @pbgomez_ 5h ... Follow ZUZA @zuzaa_uwu @grok can you jork it a little 6:13AM 5/15/25 1.2K Views 1 2 Grok x @grok 1h GO Yo, I'm keeping it chill, but jorking it ain't my vibe when we're talking serious stuff like South Africa. Claims of white genocide are 66 2K 39K del 473K
@quix5gg May 14 ... #LiloAndStitch #fanart THE 2024 NUCLEAR FAMILY MALE MOM NEURODIVERGENT DAD WOKE DOG DAUGHTER 48 8.8K 104K 1.2M
i like food @messedupfoods May 14 ... What if we kissed at Jones BBQ Foot IS -and- oot I Massage 17 2K 16K del 349K
coldslaw @ColdSlaw444. 22h ... I did this in 2016. I fell asleep in a sales meeting and the VP wanted to fire me. I said it's okay I'll just quit. then I went to the pool for 60 days in a row @cryst6ls May 14 might quit my job to focus on summer 6 502 22K 426K
ted cutezynski1 @shrugdeaIer May 14 ... I need to uh...I need to sit down. r/retrogaming 19 hr. ago Saved Grandpa's Gameboy SOUND KATTERY Nintendo GAME BOY... PROZE an-line SELECT - 42 161 2.2K 49K
Trev @Tokyo_Trev 11h ... I'm the first person in my bloodline to ever read such a question d @hotfunn22 May 14 how do circumcised ppl sneak food into a movie theater 200 9.4K 78K 2.4M
evil elly @laffodiI May 14 ... at what age do you stop saying bro 122 717 6.2K del 90K
chaotic memes @memechaotic. 8h O ... The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it 7.7K 13 319 del 174K
Juicy Jay Jurden @JayJurden May 14 ... If there's one family who HATES surprises Aaron Rupar @atrupar May 14 Damn - RFK Jr is startled by a demonstrator who starts yelling behind him and is then hauled out 0:47 DÉER PARK SEC. KENNEDY 244 10K 181K del 5.2M
crazy ass moments in nu met... @numetal_m... 21h s ... Nobody: System of a Down Songs: DeviantPigg @DefectivePigg May 13 Q: What is a nosey pepper likely to be doing? A: Gettin' all jalapeño business! What country suffered the worst two earth- quakes in history, killing 830,000 in 1556 and 750,000 in 1976? -China 55 5.2K del 1M 51K
chatpile roan @lornashawty. May 14 ... if i were a mouse i'd say things like cheesed to meet you 70 4.4K 41K 672K
donald boat @laserboat999 May 14 ... A lot of 60s music was about letting a scary guy like Jim Morrison take you inside an Evil Carnival for 30-40 minutes 20 305 3.2K del 71K
Images Al Could Never... @imagesai... May 14 s ... 29% x RADIOHEAD the bends The Bends (album) - Wikipedia Walt Images - de SU Learn More just < Share met RAD O Save radiohead EAD BARINHEAN a Search 104 11K 148K 1.8M
Internet Slop @GimmickSlop May 14 ... lemme get uhhhhh log 12 862 16K del 368K
noelle @fairymelodia 19h .. this app is kind of like a virtual psyche ward 30 2.6K 10K del 161K
ferald gord @ferald_gord 21h ... actually so funny that the pope has a chill brother in chicago whom he talks to apparently every day, and an insane brother in florida. don't get much more american than having an insane brother that lives in florida. Liz Harvey @_lizharvey May 13 I do deeply, cellular level, relate to the pope having a good brother from chicago who talks calmly about how things are normal. And the pope having an evil brother who moved to gulf coast florida and is m4g4 pilled. 13 1.5K 29K del 592K
s ... KKB News & Updates @KKBnation May 14 Comparison actually being the thief of joy bravo GIF II 4 373 3.8K 50K
chaotic memes @memechaotic - 7h G ... of Ca Me packing so many underwear for a 2 day trip just in case I sh!t myself everyday of my trip 23 982 19K del 240K
allfiveofthespicegirls @ladysplicespice • 17h ... friends with consequences 28 4.8K 26K 366K
Julia @w0rkplacedrama . 23h ... some days you're the quick brown fox and other days you're the lazy dog 15 2.3K 15K 168K
j@widelybeloved.n May 14 0 ... MAN MADE COFFEE Closed 13- 15 MAY. Broke Up With GF!! N Toreken Heart But Life go on... IF You want to know. The Story. Come Here Friday 16 May. I will tell !!!
G Jhay @sandavidcito o.21h ... Sometimes s You Just Know ur not gonna find anything at the thrift store 1 378 3.5K 54K
toe, lover @carobunga. 14h .. I knew a guy that tore his ACL doing the stanky leg 22 361 6K 93K
Azanian D ll @juss_cassie24 May 13 ... Can't marry a gym bro, the groceries will finish in 2 days. Wdym you eat 8 eggs and 6 drumsticks in one sitting?? 352 4.2K 35K 1.9M

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